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You Know What Chaps My Ass?

You probably don’t really care but I’m going to tell you anyway. If you read earlier this week, you’ll know that Corporate America and I started off on the wrong foot this week. Usually, incidences like this are few and far between. However, it seems as if all the stars were in line causing cluster fucks left and right. If you’re interested in the details of my week, keep reading, if not…have a great weekend.

First up, it turns out that our long distance company decided that one of the phones in our office didn’t need long distance services any more and shut it off. No thanks, no notice, no kiss my ass. They just shut it off. You’d think it would be easy to turn it back on. We are a major corporation after all. Turns out, not so much. First, the tech I spoke to was Ms. Pissy Pants. She gave me instructions to check the service (and because it’s my job to take instructions and carry them out, I wrote them down so I wouldn’t forget). When I came back to give her the information, she got all snotty and said “I told you to get the time too.” When I told her that isn’t what I wrote down from her instructions, she had the gall to call me a liar and said “Why wouldn’t I tell you to do that. I need that information. This is my job and I’m really good at it so I know I told you to do that.” Basically implying I was an idiot and couldn’t follow instructions. I didn’t argue, I made up times and got off the phone ASAP. Some people just aren’t worth the trouble.

Turns out, she handed the problem over to someone else, and when they called her back on it, she didn’t return the call. So, much to my dismay, I called her again today to relay the information and she yelled at me telling me she wasn’t getting in to a he said/she said match. Again, that she was good at her job and wouldn’t ever ignore someone’s calls.

Methinks this woman has issues I don’t even want to know about. We might get long distance back sometime next week. We might not. Stay tuned.

The second incidence occurred when some documents the boss had to sign were sent to her boss for approval, as per the instructions I received. I then get a nasty call from some woman asking me why I’m in the middle of all these contracts. I shouldn’t be involved at all.

Um, HELLO?!?!? I’m the boss’s assistant. Yes I should be involved. Do you really think she’s going to deliver all those documents herself? If you do, you’re a moron.

I know, in the grand scheme of things this is all trivial. But I’d just like to take the opportunity to say, sometimes I really hate working with all women.

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7 Responses to “You Know What Chaps My Ass?”

  1. Maria Says:

    Alcohol helps!

  2. Colonel Colonel Says:

    I’m not sure how much ot it is being women or just being a jerk- I’ve dealt with a bnuch of male jerks as well.

    Your story reminded me of David Sedaris’s ‘Santaland Diaries’ monologue (he was an Xmas elf at Santa’s Land at Macy’s one year -it’s very, very funny). On Christmas Eve he has to go talk to his boss, who is being bawled out by some asshole customer (funny, on Xmas eve evening there are a bunch of those at Santaland). His boss tells the customer- “Wait, don’t go tell the manager I called you a jerk! You go tell him I called you a fucking jerk, because that’s what you are!”

  3. NerdGirl Says:

    Wow. Alcohol. Definitely alcohol. Would you like me to send you a flask for your desk?

    I am a legal assistant and in the past did not like working for female lawyers because they seem to take things to a personal level… but I currentlyl work for a woman who is a doll. Very fair and even minded … actually kind of a genius… I really admire her…

  4. mike Says:

    I don’t know if it is a woman thing so much as an asshole thing and as we all know, assholes come in all shapes, sizes and sexes. I had my share of both.

  5. Kerstin Says:

    Maria: It probably does. If only I were a drinker…

    Colonel: Funny, I had that conversation with several people in my mind this week.

    Kelly: Thanks, but I’m not sure a flask would really help. I have a great boss too. She can be moody, but she’s amazing at what she does and I admire her as well.

    Mike: True. I don’t know why I don’t have a problem at all holding my own against a man, but when it comes to women, they just make me insane. Maybe because I am a woman and know there is no reasoning with an angry bitch…

  6. billymac Says:

    “Maybe because I am a woman and know there is no reasoning with an angry bitch…”

    Boy would I LOVE to be able to use the second half of that gem, but for obvious reasons I will just nod my head and laugh :evil:

  7. Kerstin Says:

    billymac: Probably a wise move on your part. Ironic that we can call each other out on our own bullshit, but God forbid a man do such a thing. I love females, but sometimes I just want to choke them.

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