Flattery Will Get You Everywhere
May 7th, 2008This past weekend, I was so pleased to discover I had my very first “anonymous” comment. It made me feel so warm and fuzzy inside. So much so, I decided instead of banishing it to the comment section I would give it the recognition it truly deserves.
So without further ado, I present to you “Anonymous Coward” and his love for my blog:
Anonymous Coward | anon@anon.com | 196.46.71.251
This blog post of yours make you sound like a deadbeat loser.
If you can’t afford to pay to host your blog, you must be one low income earner, if you even earn at all.
Fuck I live in Africa, and a lot of people I know (including myself) pay for whole servers which are hosted in the United States at a cost of over $100 per month.
And yes, we all earn considerably more than $1 a day in Africa.
So much for the myth of rich Americans.
Yeah, shut your blog down. The web has enough dead beats already.
Can you feel the love? I mean, isn’t it just fantastic?
In all seriousness, thank you Anonymous Coward, for showing me how truly un-American I really am. I mean golly, had you not happened upon this blog, I would probably have kept my pitiful $86 all to myself. And by doing so, would have dispelled the myth of the rich American, plundered the economy and above all, let the terrorists win! I just can’t have that.
So again, thank you Anonymous Coward, for showing this deadbeat loser the error of her ways.

