I’m out. Deliberately Avoiding Your Call.

I’m a frightfully boring girl. 35 years old, single mother of a fabulous rock star in training. I work for a well known bank and spend my days trying not to be bored to tears.

I love all things Disney. Maybe not ALL things, but put me in the Magic Kingdom any day of the week and you won’t hear me complain.

I try to treat people the way I want to be treated, but that doesn’t always work out for me. I mostly keep my head down and walk a straight line to my destination, trying not to make eye contact.

I recently saw this commercial and had to resist giving them all my money.

I don’t work out because I hate to sweat. I love to dance, but not in public. I love to sing, but can’t carry a tune. I wanted to be an actress and actually won an “Oscar” for the best performance by an actress in a one act play when I was a senior in high school.

And now, I just want to be happy.