The Good/The Bad
- Joey. I don’t think that requires explanation.
- I’ve discovered gardening…and I like it.
- I have good skin.
- I’m an excellent listener.
- I love music. Like really, really love it.
- Despite their annoying habits, I have a wonderfully supportive family.
- I have a pretty good sense of humor
- I am a frilly girl at heart.
- I like pink.
- I have an obsession for shoes. Pretty shoes. With heels.
- I am a sucker for a good romance.
- I love cake. Love. It.
- I always come through for my family.
- I enjoy live theater.
- I like to think of myself as a modern day Scarlett O’Hara.
- I make friends easily.
- I have a wonderfully vivid imagination.
- I’m compassionate.
- I am a very good public speaker.
- I’m able to make myself comfortable in almost any situation.
- I enjoy American History.
- I have very little inhibition in the bedroom, or wherever the occasion calls for it.
- I have lived all over the world and think it gave me much more confidence coping in new situations.
- I’m outwardly confident while inwardly critical.
- I like word games.
- I have a table in my house devoted entirely to doing puzzles, which I love.
- I have naturally curly hair.
- I enjoy pedicures.
- I take people at their word and trust very easily.
- Even though they scare me, I have a wonderful fascination with horses.
- I love to read. I much prefer reading over watching television.
- I have met and taken care of an ex-Vice President of the United States, the husband of the “Queen of Mean,” a Cardinal’s football player, the front man for one of the greatest heavy metal bands EVER, a famous comedian’s mother in law, an ex Senator of the United States and a Queen of a foreign country. And I learned something valuable from every one of them.
- I used to plan medical conferences for one of the most respected neurosurgeons in the United States and I was really good at it.
- I have freckles. Lots of them. And I like them.
- I don’t drink, don’t smoke and have never once experimented with drugs.
- Despite my behavior of late, I have a strong work ethic.
- I love to plan parties and vacations.
- I make excellent lasagne.
- I’m dependable.
- I’m trustworthy.
- I have only a handful of true friends, but the ones I have mean the world to me and I would do anything for any one of them.
- I cry when I hear the National Anthem and I that makes me happy.
- I’m extremely tolerant of all except the stupid.
- I attended Catholic School for 8 years and feel I am a better person for it, even though I am no longer a practicing Catholic.
- I admire and aspire to be more like Princess Diana.
- I can roll my tongue.
- I love to give hugs. I really like the feeling.
- I am absolutely in love with the Christmas season, gift giving, decorating, shopping, all of it.
- Bubbles make me happy.
- To me, nothing feels quite as good as a soft kiss on a warm summer’s day.
Bad:
- I’m a procrastinator.
- I’m lazy.
- I am afraid of the dark. It’s a paralyzing fear.
- I argue too much.
- I am binge eater.
- I take myself too seriously.
- I’m overly critical of others.
- I tend to react too quickly, not really thinking through situations.
- I once had a relationship with a man who I later discovered was mentally abusive to my son…and I will never forgive myself for it.
- I don’t try to succeed because I’m afraid of failure.
- I say mean things in the heat of an argument just to be hurtful.
- I have an obsessive personality.
- I have great intentions, but rarely ever follow through when it comes to what I want.
- I tend to look at the future and make plans instead of living in the now.
- I don’t have the guts to say the things I really want to say to my mom because I’m afraid of hurting her feelings and don’t want to deal with the guilt.
- I don’t take very good care of my self.
- If I had a choice between taking a walk and taking a nap, I’d take a nap every time. And that makes me sad.
- I sleep way too much.
- I don’t like sweating, so I don’t exercise.
- I usually pick out people’s flaws as an excuse not to let them too close to me, because ultimately I don’t want to work at any relationships.
- I’m nosey. Really, really nosey and I hate it.
- I have no self discipline.
- I have very little self respect.
- I try to use humor to cover up my flaws.
- I make fun of myself so I don’t have to hear others do it.
- I have a poor body image.
- I have low self esteem but very few people know this.
- I can give great advice to friends, but rarely take it for myself.
- I have terrible handwriting.
- Even though my intentions are good, I am terrible at keeping up with friends who have moved away.
- I avoid my brother’s calls because he talks too much and says the same things over and over, even though I know he’s really lonely.
- I have horrid posture.
- Even though I liked going to parochial school, I hated going to church and never understood what people acquired by going. And that always made me feel like I wasn’t very spiritual.
- I like to watch sad movies because it makes me feel better about my life. And that’s pathetic.
- I never tried hard in school and ultimately scraped by. I regret it today.
- I have too many regrets.
- I wallow in self pity and that frustrates me.
- Even though I say I want it, I hate criticism and feel angry at others for giving me negative feedback.
- I have never finished a course of antibiotics in my life, and ultimately, that will come back to haunt me.
- I have an unhealthy desire to be physically attractive to the opposite sex.
- I spend too much money on frivilous things.
- Even though I accept responsibility for my mistakes, I try and prolong letting people know I fucked up.
- I’ve been known to blow off friends in order to not disappoint my family.
- I rely too heavily on the acceptance of my parents.
- I worry too much about what others think about me.
- I’m not happy.
- I can only cook a few things, and would much rather order out than take the time to make a meal.
- I have an addiction to sugar.
- I drink more diet Pepsi than water and that’s really bad.
- I’m not nearly the person I want to be.
